Why do I always seem to end up with the burglar-proof bananas?
By the time I've managed to get the little bastards open half the banana is mush. We get boxes of fruit at work, and my co-workers always seem to get the user friendly bananas while I get the stubborn hell-no-I-ain't-gonna-open ones.
Maybe it's because they know I am a vegetarian. I eat way more fruit and vegetables than the other omnivores, so therefore I seem like a bigger threat to the bananas?