I haven't fallen off the face of the earth. I'm just being held hostage by an evil cold. The sneezing, endless tissues and lack of energy is driving me crazy. I wish I could stay on the couch, eat kiwi fruit, drink tea and watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Is anyone working on the cure for the common cold? I don't have any vast sums of money to donate to research but I'd happily cheer them on with some enthusiastic clapping of hands.