Being sick is getting old really fast. I hate being sick.

I loathe the germs/viruses/whatever for crawling around in my body and just wish my immune system would go all Buffy the Vampire Slayer and kill all the nasty demons/viruses.

Buffy kicks ass. Being sick doesn't.

It came out of nowhere. I started to feel weird just before lunchtime yesterday.
Like my batteries were all drained (well, I don't actually have batteries but you know what I mean) and everything started taking forever to do.

So now I'm sick and working from home. I ain't got time to be sick. Would all germs, viruses, whatever you are please leave the premises? You don't have to go home but you have to get the fuck outta here.